chess openings slander (part 1)

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  1. Orang-Utan players: absolute Gigachads

  2. bro, that stonewall slander be accurate af

  3. London players are nerds, weirdos, retards, and virgins

  4. Dutch players after opponent not capturing their 2nd pawn 😑😑😑😑😑

  5. Danish gambit players when they just sac 2 pawns for nothing and black doesn't lose 10 moves later: 😭
    Ruy Lopez players: 🀑
    French defense players: πŸ€“
    Grob players: πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
    Vienna players: πŸ’ͺπŸ—Ώ

  6. Scholars mate players when their opponent has played chess at least once before- 😭😭😭

  7. London players when their opponent castles long:

  8. Everybody knows the best opening I the bong cloud opening

  9. "i like all openings equally"
    mfs when i start off breaking both of their hands to have a piece mobility advantage

  10. people who say bookmove after every opening move

  11. frie liver players when yoy play the anti fried liver:

  12. Fried liver players when the opponent knows theory:
    😭😭😭😒😒😒πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯😡😡😡

  13. Gotham chess watchers when their caro can fails

  14. Birds opening’s players when they get remembered

  15. King's Gambit players when nobody remembers the lines

  16. What about the scholars mate players πŸ˜‚

  17. Intercontinental ballistic missile gambit players destroying the world for the millionth time:

  18. Grobs players destroying 500 πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ

  19. London players explaining how their opening can actually very interesting and tactical. 🧱🧱🧱

  20. As a Sicilian player, I approve the theory part.

  21. French Defense mains moving one pawn against e4 and calling it a day (it's the whole opening, later are just the variations)

  22. fianchetto'ers getting their knight trapped/kicked out every game

  23. Sicilian players after facing the Grand prix:

  24. I play the Vienna as white and I just copy white as black (if they go queen's gambit for example I make it a Slav defense, if they go E4 and do the Vienna, Ruy Lopez which I don't care about, or bishop's opening, Italian, I know all possible major attacks with E4). People still fall for the Vienna gambit at 1200 rating, so when I see them play the gambit I'm like "YAY SOMEONE LIKE ME, SO ANYWAY D5 MAIN LINE please 🀣".

    Edit: As a Vienna game player I hate the Sicilian at my level!
    Also my frickin opponents: "🎡What can I say except, C5, now let's play the Sicilian!🎡"
    Edit 2: Vienna game players when the opponent doesn't 1. Take the gambit for once 2. Doesn't protect their pawn in the copycat variation, and (more personal perhaps) 3. When the opponent plays D5 and you forgot that line:

  25. i bet this would be really funny if i knew more about chess….

  26. Average Kings Indian Player and then the sweating guy

  27. English players are all Jo Jo’s fans.

  28. as a caro kann player, i can confirm nobody listens when i say its a good opening

  29. D4 players on their way to play the most positional and boring game of their lifes

  30. Sicilian players spending $600 on courses and seven months learning every possible line and then proceeding to lose to the Grand Prix Attack:

  31. The i like all openings player should just be a picture of Richard rapport

  32. at least we can all agree that sicilian defence: hyperaccelerated dragon variation is the best opening

  33. Sicilian players when Alapin 😒😒

  34. Giuoco piano forced mate on kingside when opponent castles queen side πŸ€•πŸ€•πŸ€•πŸ€•πŸ€•πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

  35. London players playing the same opening 42069 times

  36. the bongcloud one is accurate i played bongcloud in class once and the board was left with a rook and king on black and a bishop and king on white

  37. Vienna players after immidietly blundering a piece (they thought that playing the Vienna makes them smart)

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