chess openings slander (part 1) 17.04.2024 Post navigation PreviousNext 124 Comments Comments navigation Newer comments French defense players after white-squared bishop in jail Reply French defence players waking up ready to play for a draw first game of the day. Reply sanest caro-kann player when 3.Nc3: 🤡🤣 Reply Italian player resisting the urge to 🤌🤌 Reply Ruy Lopez players trying to resist the urge to trade a bishop for a knight challenge (impossible). Reply Caro-Kann is actually good if you can play it right. Reply Giuoco pianissimo players (Luigi reading the book and falling asleep) Reply Th icbm opening Reply The number of people who play Barnes Defense: Reply whats an opening Reply ad a queens gambit player who hasbt watched the show i agree Reply do one about tiger's modern defence Reply As a kings indian attack player, can confirm our opening sucks ass Reply The most manly Vienna gambit player: Reply Wayward opening players when black plays the bongcloud:P.S.: That would be a blunder as Qxe5# would be checkmate. Reply french defense players burying their bishop on the first movealekhine's defense players giving up entire center while their knight dances Reply Vienna gambit players when the opponent doesn’t play knight f6 😡😡 Reply Sodium Attack players when everybody forgets about them: Reply I need an opening to focus on for real I just play anything Reply d4 players after seeing Nf6: >:(( Reply “But the Caro-Kann is a good def-“ Reply London players premoving their entire openning Reply London players after englund gambit😂😂 Reply Youngest English player 💀 Reply Fried liver players when they meet e3 or the sicilian: Reply englund gambit players fishing for the only trap in the position for the 69000th time (it never works): Reply ponziani players when someone plays 3…d5: 😢 Reply least sigma intercontinental ballistic missile gambit player: Reply my noob dumass after playing 1.f3 2.g4: Reply how is caro kann a bad opening Reply Caro cann is killer above 1000 when you start acttualy learning theory, but your opponent still wont be super prepared Reply Kings gambit players trying to win a game nonviolently(they cant) Reply Damiano Defense players when Nxe5: Reply 0:35 you don't gotta do us like that😭😭 Reply This is like way better than anything I came up with for these kinda vids Reply Ponziani Players after sacrificing their queen Reply ICBM players when you take the Knight with the king Reply Caro Kann top Reply When the opponent plays petroff… Reply least aggressive bishop opening player: Reply 2nd graders when they learn the blitzkrieg: Reply Caro Kann players when they go against the Caro Kan’t Reply 🦛 players castling after building a 10 move border fence: 👩🔬🧬🔬🐄 players after being told their opponents will blunder pieces if you double move both knights: 🤡🎠🎠 Reply Pov: you lose to a bongcloud opening player 💀 Reply monkeys bum opening, toilet variation Reply 600 elo Ruy Lopez playa after facing d5: Reply As a d4 c4 player i never accidentally push the e4 pawn Reply Kings gambit player when they realize they are gambiting a pawn for no reason Reply Grob opening players after Bg2 Reply When I play as black I use Scandi because the queen is the centre Reply Comments navigation Newer comments Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment * Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.
Ruy Lopez players trying to resist the urge to trade a bishop for a knight challenge (impossible). Reply
Wayward opening players when black plays the bongcloud:P.S.: That would be a blunder as Qxe5# would be checkmate. Reply
french defense players burying their bishop on the first movealekhine's defense players giving up entire center while their knight dances Reply
englund gambit players fishing for the only trap in the position for the 69000th time (it never works): Reply
Caro cann is killer above 1000 when you start acttualy learning theory, but your opponent still wont be super prepared Reply
🦛 players castling after building a 10 move border fence: 👩🔬🧬🔬🐄 players after being told their opponents will blunder pieces if you double move both knights: 🤡🎠🎠 Reply
French defense players after white-squared bishop in jail
French defence players waking up ready to play for a draw first game of the day.
sanest caro-kann player when 3.Nc3: 🤡🤣
Italian player resisting the urge to 🤌🤌
Ruy Lopez players trying to resist the urge to trade a bishop for a knight challenge (impossible).
Caro-Kann is actually good if you can play it right.
Giuoco pianissimo players (Luigi reading the book and falling asleep)
Th icbm opening
The number of people who play Barnes Defense:
whats an opening
ad a queens gambit player who hasbt watched the show i agree
do one about tiger's modern defence
As a kings indian attack player, can confirm our opening sucks ass
The most manly Vienna gambit player:
Wayward opening players when black plays the bongcloud:
P.S.: That would be a blunder as Qxe5# would be checkmate.
french defense players burying their bishop on the first move
alekhine's defense players giving up entire center while their knight dances
Vienna gambit players when the opponent doesn’t play knight f6 😡😡
Sodium Attack players when everybody forgets about them:
I need an opening to focus on for real I just play anything
d4 players after seeing Nf6: >:((
“But the Caro-Kann is a good def-“
London players premoving their entire openning
London players after englund gambit😂😂
Youngest English player 💀
Fried liver players when they meet e3 or the sicilian:
englund gambit players fishing for the only trap in the position for the 69000th time (it never works):
ponziani players when someone plays 3…d5: 😢
least sigma intercontinental ballistic missile gambit player:
my noob dumass after playing 1.f3 2.g4:
how is caro kann a bad opening
Caro cann is killer above 1000 when you start acttualy learning theory, but your opponent still wont be super prepared
Kings gambit players trying to win a game nonviolently(they cant)
Damiano Defense players when Nxe5:
0:35
you don't gotta do us like that😭😭
This is like way better than anything I came up with for these kinda vids
Ponziani Players after sacrificing their queen
ICBM players when you take the Knight with the king
Caro Kann top
When the opponent plays petroff…
least aggressive bishop opening player:
2nd graders when they learn the blitzkrieg:
Caro Kann players when they go against the Caro Kan’t
🦛 players castling after building a 10 move border fence: 👩🔬🧬🔬
🐄 players after being told their opponents will blunder pieces if you double move both knights: 🤡🎠🎠
Pov: you lose to a bongcloud opening player 💀
monkeys bum opening, toilet variation
600 elo Ruy Lopez playa after facing d5:
As a d4 c4 player i never accidentally push the e4 pawn
Kings gambit player when they realize they are gambiting a pawn for no reason
Grob opening players after Bg2
When I play as black I use Scandi because the queen is the centre